eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

Finally saw Star Trek 2. Loved it. Also randomly met one of friends in the theatre. So that was a plus.

tagged: star trek  

prologi:

dorkery:

mrfl4sh:

lava bbq

I lava good bbq

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

wakingupinbakerstreet:

best day of his life

tagged: dw  10th  

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.